Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
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In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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