Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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