Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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