is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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