Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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