belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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