Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
