Someone shit on the floor
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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