I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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