what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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