great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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