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• (650): View more from California

  Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.

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• (914): View more from New York

  i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."

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• (805): View more from California

  My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!

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  And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.

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