Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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