It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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