they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
