You were right. It hurts to walk today.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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