he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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