Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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