***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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