Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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