lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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