; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
