i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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