32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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