I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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