Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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