I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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