UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
foreskin is a definite game changer
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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