This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Come on in and take your pants off
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