The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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