so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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