Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
a search helicopter?!
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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