I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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