so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
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You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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