Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
ttyl tear gas
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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