from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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