i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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