new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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