that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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