Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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