I want to have your abortion
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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