so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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