so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
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He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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