I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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