I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i would punch a child for taco bell
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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