Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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