I feel like abortions should bother me more
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
it was like eating out sand paper
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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