I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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