Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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