sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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