Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
