Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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