The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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