Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Randomize
