Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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